What the fuck? Odd or Not?

[JohnnyCutCorners]

Okay so this is fucked up... Last night we were all out at this party getting drunk and I was with 2 of my buddys. One of my buddys is like a farely big guy and he hasnt lost his virginity yet. We took him out to this party to get him laid and when we got there and after finishing a flat he pulled me aside. He then told me that he couldnt stay there and he didnt want to get layed because of a 'certain reason'. He told me that his certain reason was that he only had 1 testi and wasnt circumsized!!! What the fuck!!!!! What do I do....
Of course I was to drunk to care but now that I realize it, I think that is some fucked up shit.

JohnnyCutCorners Reviewed by JohnnyCutCorners on 09-03-2005. What the fuck? Odd or Not? Okay so this is fucked up... Last night we were all out at this party getting drunk and I was with 2 of my buddys. One of my buddys is like a farely big guy and he hasnt lost his virginity yet. We took him out to this party to get him laid and when we got there and after finishing a flat he pulled me aside. He then told me that he couldnt stay there and he didnt want to get layed because of a 'certain reason'. He told me that his certain reason was that he only had 1 testi and wasnt Rating: 5

[tokosan]

give me his phone number

[SmokeyPotter]

I don't see a problem here. A circumcised penis is not better or worse than a circumcised one There are plenty of uncut guys in this world and it's not like they're any different from their cut counterparts, sans the foreskin. I just don't understand why it's something he'd be embarrassed about. I'm guessing he had his testicle removed because of cancer and that is certainly not something to be ashamed of. He should be happy that he's alive. Look at Lance Armstrong, he only has one nut but he's arguably the greatest athlete alive, plus he's married to Sheryl Crowe, a good looking lady I might add.

If any girl used your friend's "differences" below the belt as justification for not having sex with him than she is certainly not the type of girl I would want to associate myself with. What you're buddy needs now is confidence, and as his friend you should take it as your mission to help him with that.

[mellow mood]

LOL this is funny theres actually more ppl uncut so wtf??? im uncut and im happy like this. and if he got 1 ball, then i guess hell never get laid. sucks for him but makes me laugh lol

[JohnnyCutCorners]

Tokoson : I dont think he would want some random person phoning him..

SmokeyPotter : If you're saying theres nothing wrong with this and if the chick has something wrong with whats under the belt you wouldnt hang out with her. Sadly most girls are like this.....Another thing to admit here, Its me not my friend :O, I was just embarressed but now I realize its the internet and no body on here knows me . I dont feel comfertable going out and getting layed because I have built my self a good reputation with many friends and I dont know what she would say if she was goin to give me head and see's whats there .... It makes no sense and makes me hella pissed off that I cant get laid, and yah I did have cancer when I was born and that is why it got removed. There is another time in my life coming where I am going to a 'prostate' to replace it so I once again have 2.

[ladyM]

Who cares? My old man isnt cut and theres nothing wrong with it. He says its more sensitive that way. If a chick has a problem, its her problem, not yours.
Thought you'ld like a womans perspective.

[dontsmoketheroach]

dude im a girl and i dont see the problem with being uncut and 1 ball, as long as it can stand up

[JohnnyCutCorners]

Who cares? My old man isnt cut and theres nothing wrong with it. He says its more sensitive that way. If a chick has a problem, its her problem, not yours.
Thought you'ld like a womans perspective.

Indeed a true remark, but I am afraid that if I give it a try, my reputation is all gone...That is the only reason why I am frightend.

[dontsmoketheroach]

seriously no girls care if your circumsized or not. it just feels the same.

[JohnnyCutCorners]

seriously no girls care if your circumsized or not. it just feels the same.

Im not so worried about that, Im worried about my 1ball ... Im afraid that she will freak out when she sees it because you know , there is quite a bit of skin there.