Yeah I hope your mom didn't undress you!

On the other hand, recollections of a time when I staggered home at silly o clock in the morning, Pissed Right Up and whiteyed on myself. . . .

. . I then had the fortunate opportunity to fall in the bath, where I was stripped naked by my Old Man and hosed down with Freezing cold water!.. The Old Cunt probably pissed on me knowing him! haha