The TRuth About Masturbation!

[Optimus Pot]

I used to masturbate every night and this is what happened to me!

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[ermitonto]

So do you alternate between left and right hands, or do you have a 2-hand grip you like to use?

[hipEstoner]

hey, i use the same work out routine of mastrubation 5 times a day and look at me

[daZenfmeister]

what if one of those guys actually tried to beat their meat? They'd twitch and it'd rip right off!!!!

[hipEstoner]

nah,, it works, my penis is 1 inch long, i suck it and i pick my nose with it and shit on my faceand then throw up and shit and get period blood and mix it in a blender and drink it

[Funkamander]

Well, GLAD I read that.

[FunkyMonkey]

what if one of those guys actually tried to beat their meat? They'd twitch and it'd rip right off!!!!

doubtful they can reach it.

[oldhippie56]

All the steroids they do, it done fell off.

[mellow mood]

i never masturbate


why?


































coz i prefer to fuck my girl! muahhahahahahahaha

[slipknotpsycho]

anyone else think he's ^^^^^ trying to hard to show to everyone he has a chick to fuck? the same response to everything.........i like to fuck my girl....