Bitch Slap Ruled Constitutional

[Psycho4Bud]

DAVIDSON COUNTY, TNâ??The Supreme Court of Tennessee ruled Tuesday after more than a week of heated debate, that a one-on-one exchange known colloquially as a "bitch slap" was not in violation of any local, state or federal laws they were aware of.

The four-to-one decision, read by Chief Justice Frank F. Drowota, declares that citizens have the right to "strike, with an open hand, any and all persons, be it male or female, of sound mind and without distinguishable handicap, if that person or persons shall say or do something that would, by most accounts, be considered ignorant, arrogant, overtly feminine, hypersensitive, or whiny."

In addition, the ruling indicates that "the party on the receiving end of this treatment, shall not, at any time, weep, sob or threaten to call the authorities, seek or achieve solace in talk show hosts or any other daytime programming, as in doing so would automatically give greater authority and credence to the party on the giving end of this treatment to continue with greater voracity until such time as deemed necessary."

Outside the courthouse, there was a strong reaction to the ruling among constituents, with most clapping in support of the long-awaited decision, and a much quieter minority who attempted to slip away without detection.

Despite the one dissenting vote cast by Justice Janice M. Holder, the lone female on the Court, Holder still admits that she's anxious to get home and "have a little talk" with her husband, who hasn't worked in 5 years due to bouts with chronic depression.

"I can't wait," Holder said as she bent over to comfort a trembling housewife. "Seriously. I need to get home. Where's my car?"
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Psycho4Bud Reviewed by Psycho4Bud on 09-01-2005. Bitch Slap Ruled Constitutional DAVIDSON COUNTY, TNâ??The Supreme Court of Tennessee ruled Tuesday after more than a week of heated debate, that a one-on-one exchange known colloquially as a "bitch slap" was not in violation of any local, state or federal laws they were aware of. The four-to-one decision, read by Chief Justice Frank F. Drowota, declares that citizens have the right to "strike, with an open hand, any and all persons, be it male or female, of sound mind and without distinguishable handicap, if that person or Rating: 5

[amsterdam]

thats great,when will this pass in the corrupt,corrupt city of chicago?i am gonna make a list.

[weirdo79]

The irony is , its physical assault either way. It almost always escalates and it certainly would I imagine with any of us three. If someone "bitch slapped" me I'd punch them back. The definition of self defense is defending onself from harm , pain involves harm so thus Id be justified in punching them back.

Is that real psycho? seriously I'm just wondering how judges could not find one dissenting law, ie: assault....Is it legal to hit people in general there?

I just might move to Tennessee

[tokosan]

what did the hand say to teh face?


































SLAP mothafucka!

[Psycho4Bud]

The irony is , its physical assault either way. It almost always escalates and it certainly would I imagine with any of us three. If someone "bitch slapped" me I'd punch them back. The definition of self defense is defending onself from harm , pain involves harm so thus Id be justified in punching them back.

Is that real psycho? seriously I'm just wondering how judges could not find one dissenting law, ie: assault....Is it legal to hit people in general there?

I just might move to Tennessee

I don't really know if it's real or not...just found the article and thought, what the hell!! I'm with ya though, legal or not, someone bitch slap me and it's time to go Jihad on their ass!!!

[Breukelen advocaat]

It's only a joke!

[papaw]

It's only a joke!

At least someone around here gets it.