I REALLY want to lose my virginity

[slipknotpsycho]

has no one noticed that this is the dude that says he loves to lick female ass and such, meaning he's either lying about that or this or possiblly both and just wants attention........

[Toking with Jesus]

Okay, gathering information for all of the intelligent players out there, in summarization the essence to getting into a girl's pants, and attaining that great nirvana and bliss that awaits you is to:
1. Approach the girl with confidence and ease. Walk like a Marine, and have a good positve, upbeat attitude
2.Ask questions about herself that would invoke an emotional response from her. It could range from anything from asking her about what school she goes to, to asking her about her dream vacation. The key here is to be interested in her. ANd no boring formal shit here..unique-ness is the key here.
3. Smile a lot, listen to her as if you care, laugh, and be friendly.
Will smoking a lot of Marijuana be wise to ease up distressed symptoms, and to appear more confidence than normally? I can do temporary personality changes on Marijuana, and I will impersonate Tom Cruise. My accent, facial expression, and body languages can change drastically according to the standards I set myself to act under the influence of Marijuana. Remember, Marijuana is not just about getting high, it is also about "training" your mind to manipulate, dominate, and control yourself and others around you. The key here is psychological manipulation via body languages and gestures.

[Toking with Jesus]

ANd slipknotPsycho, I have my fantasties, and feel free to post them on this board as I wish to. Is there something wrong with expressing my fantasties through this board?

[chitownzflyest]

look man......lemme tell you something.......odviously u have never talked to a girl seen tities or done anything......as for that fact...go to parties....try not to talk to the best lookin girl from the beggining....start slo....u gotta learn how to crawl b4 u walk.......then wen u get experienced do u find the girl of your dreams...but im tellin you the bigest mistake guys can make is goin for the finest girl if they havent talked to a girl or isnt experiencecd yet.....you have to show them you care but arent to intamate at the begining....but as things progress show them you want to step up the relationship game......show them you care.............n most deff do not show them all you whant to do is get in there pants.......beggest nono you can do is that...........but i hope this helps but it has showed me......ohh and one more thing.......try to show a little game when you try to talk to a girl...not to just be like ohh hi wuts your name wanna go out?........ya noe wut im sayin try to make it smooth........take everything step by step and you will be free of virginity.......you have heard from the caucasian sensation......ima miracle worker in the bedroom....lol

[GHoSToKeR]

As you approach a chick try not to think about everything from the point of view of sex. Don't try and act in a way that will increase your chances of getting laid. Just act like you saw she was alone and wanted to start up a conversation with her, no strings attached. But don't say that, because then she'll know that you were thinking about it. lol..

[chitownzflyest]

As you approach a chick try not to think about everything from the point of view of sex. Don't try and act in a way that will increase your chances of getting laid. Just act like you saw she was alone and wanted to start up a conversation with her, no strings attached. But don't say that, because then she'll know that you were thinking about it. lol..

good point made....make everything seem natural.....and mos deff keep the conversation fluid but not to fast.....and avoid long periods of quiet........remember fluid..........and make it seem like your interested with what she has to say.......thats a plus in a convorsation all the time

[Ganj]

I am determined to lose my virginity VERY SOON. I am 19 years old, and I am STILL a virgin. Everytime I see a girl in my supermarket or at the beach, in my imagination, I create rapid, furious, and swift fantasies to play out in my head. I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc. As opposed to how introverted I am towards such girls, extrovertly speaking, I never talk to them. I am in constant fear of socializing with them, for I fear embarassing myself! How stupid is that??!!! What do I have to possibly lose talking to a girl, never mind, the potential I have to GAIN!!!
I find that smoking Marijuana helps me gain some courage to socialize with girls, but makes me even MORE introverted than ever! Everytime I approach a girl, I never get farther than the introductory portion of the conversation. The convo with a girl goes like this on a fine beach day as I approach her tanning.
M=Me
G=Girl

M-Uhh, Hi what's up
G-(looks up to me) Oh...Hi?
M-soo, it's a beautiful day today aint it?
G-Umm, who are you?
M-(Face turns red with embarassment) uhh, *stutters* well my name is Dexter.
G-Whatever
and I walk away from her, only to crawl back into that little hole I came out of...my fantasy world.
Now hear this. Old men...Sugar daddies to be specific, can talk to the girls WITH NO PROBLEM AT ALL, and the girls get very interested in what they have to say because these sugar daddies have a LOT of experience in conversations and fucking. What pisses me off is that they're little flaccid, soft, and erectile dysfunction penis gets pussy. My rockhard, powerful, erected, thick veiny penis doesnt get any pussy. Tomorrow is supposed to be a BEAUTIFUL DAY, and I will toke up about 5 good hits of Hydro before going to the beach, and I swear..I WILL GET LAID TOMORROW NIGHT AT ALL COSTS. I swear...im so fucking tired of being a virgin...it's going to end one way or another peacefully. And im going to get that by SOCIALIZING MY WAY INTO HER PANTS! I will keepo you guys updated on this. DOes anybody else have hard times talking to girls by the way?

i'm eighteen and i'm still a virgin also.
you can't possibly want something you've never had.
i'm willing to wait, the right girl will come along sooner or later, when it happens i hope it will be the most wonderful occasion of my life.
don't be afraid of the woman species, they're human too.

[OR Freebird]

Buy a vette ....

But seriously, it will happen. But you can't sit there an wait, you got to lay your ass out there on the line and know that you're gonna be shot down 90% of the time ... but that other 10% ... just don't act like you never got it before and don't say nothing until after you already got it. Be cool, and always carry a condom, you'd hate to get lucky and have that not on hand

[Ganj]

you better believe i'm packing protection.

[Toking with Jesus]

I know protection is extremly crucial, but I want my first sex to be the most memorable, most exciting moment of my life. You never forgot that first time you had sex now did you? It was surely a blissful memory that will stay with you for the rest of your life. I really, really want my first sexual experience to be raw and sensually intenstifying to the last touch. I want to exchange my fluid with this girl. I dont want to remember my first sex as my dick slabed in a wad of artifical latex rubbing against her. Im willing to take the risk, because the thought of such a risk turns me on. I dont know if this sounds stupid or what, but hey, I am just being myself, expressing myself! You guys have seen my previous posts. Some may of been weird. Some may have been disgusting. But keep in mind that I am the kind of person who has nothing to hide. I reveal my character in full detail. I never knew I would get so much sound and coherent advice from you guys regarding girls! Thank you all, and I will let you know how my little beach stunt will turn out to be tomorrow