I REALLY want to lose my virginity

[MeatRulz]

*claps* smooth move toker

[Psycho4Bud]

Here ya go buddy....as seen on Howard Stern!

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

Either that or pretend your gay. Chicks love to try to convert gay dudes....just a thought.

[thcbongman]

Think if someone came up to you and was like "hi" "how the weather today?" I would be like uhhhhhh yea who are you?

I guess it's a little different when you haven't gotten laid yet, but think about it.

Be original, even if it's weird, it's at least attention grabbing.

[GHoSToKeR]

Good idea, bongman... Who's gonna be interested if someone walks up to them and says "how's the weather?"!?!?.. Like bongman said, be original. If you have to approach random girls in a vain attempt to engage in a quick burst of meaningless, anonymous sex then at least do it properly.

[XTC]

Or of all else fails.... Your local city corner or Yellow Pages Escort will do just fine.

[420purplehaze420]

woh woh buddy buddy buddy didnt highschool teach you anything??? or were you home schooled???

[Toking with Jesus]

Thank you all for the motivation, I got some new ideas to practice out tomorrow at the beach (NOT THE ROHIPONAL). I love what thecbongman said..be original. That is probably one of the best advices I've got. Let me ask you this..exactly what do you mean be original? I was thinking of approaching a couple of girls, and then just lay down next to em as if I allready knew em, and say "Don't you love the beauty of life?".
Now for GhosTtoker, I cant even get female friends, that's how bad my situation is! I WILL get some tomorrow however by being original!
And tonyD, when you say to say the things that sound the best, what exactly are you talking about? What kind of things should I be telling them that's the best, original, and interesting?
As for the rest of you guys, thank you for your motivation!
Phew..enough ass kissing ya'll allready..my lips are shit stained LOL

[LiquidMagik]

"Don't you love the beauty of life?" Umm no man. That's not going to get you laid. Getting laid is normally like falling in love. Put all your effort into it, and it's not going to happen. Start out by introducing yourself. Play the new guy card. Lie and tell them your new in town, and you wonder where the cool spots are. Don't ask questions where they can reply with one word answers. WALK with confidence. Ever see how a marine walks? Imitate it. Don't look down at the ground or away when talking to them, look in their eyes, but don't stare like a psycho. Act like your the best thing that's on the beach, and that they should be lucky that you decided to talk to them. If you want a girlfriend this is not the way to go, if you want to get laid, well, it's the successful players are that way because they're assholes. Do you exercise? Build some muscle, get a haircut, buy some expensive shades. Women don't want a scraggily skinny ass kid who dresses like a slob. You have to look and act the part, and think up some better things to talk about.

[thcbongman]

Thank you all for the motivation, I got some new ideas to practice out tomorrow at the beach (NOT THE ROHIPONAL). I love what thecbongman said..be original. That is probably one of the best advices I've got. Let me ask you this..exactly what do you mean be original? I was thinking of approaching a couple of girls, and then just lay down next to em as if I allready knew em, and say "Don't you love the beauty of life?".
Now for GhosTtoker, I cant even get female friends, that's how bad my situation is! I WILL get some tomorrow however by being original!
And tonyD, when you say to say the things that sound the best, what exactly are you talking about? What kind of things should I be telling them that's the best, original, and interesting?
As for the rest of you guys, thank you for your motivation!
Phew..enough ass kissing ya'll allready..my lips are shit stained LOL

Just go up to them and talk about anything. The key thing is make sure it's directed towards/ can be about her and it's interesting enough to invoke a thoughtful response.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol....

Dude, i've had female friends all my life. Don't ask me why, because I was never great at chatting to chicks I didn't know, but my friends were.. lol.. over the course of years I got to be friends with quite a few chicks, some were even my best friends, and i'm telling you, there's nobody better than a girl to give you advice about girls! But even now, after growing up with chicks around me I still find it hard to go up to random girls and start talking to them, so I don't. Better they don't think anything of you then think you're a dumbass, right? Now I just let them come to me (that sounds arrogant, I know, but I don't mean it that way). If i'm in a club or a bar or somewhere, occasionally i'll make conversation with chicks I don't know, but not often. You'll never see me walking across the room and chatting up some girl that's been looking at me all night. I've never used chat up lines or anything like that, so when it comes to how to chat up a girl i'm probably not the best guy to give you advice...

But, like I said, i've had loads of female friends in the past, and I find it really easy to get along with girls once I know them. The best advice I can give you is to be yourself (I know that sounds lame but it's true). Don't try and impress anyone, or appear funny or clever or confident if you aren't any of those. If you are then great, but if you're not then they'll see right through the facade. Don't be too cocky and don't approach chicks with sex on your mind, or make sexual jokes or references if it's not the right time, place or atmosphere. If you find it hard to think of stuff to talk about then just be interested in her, ask questions about her and let her do the talking.. she'll think you're actually interested in her, which (if she's even slightly interested) will make her more interested in you, and she does all the talking.

Body language is essential for both sexes, even if you don't realise it. Try making eye contact while chatting, and try and seem relaxed, even if you're not. Doing things like folding your arms, fidgeting, always touching your face, putting your hands in front of your face, and looking around all the time will make you look nervous and withdrawn. Nobody is attracted to that.

Don't try and make really deep conversation straight away when you don't even know the chick, because more often than not you'll just seem wierd. Like I said, it's better to ask about her than talk about yourself.