Quote Originally Posted by ADaisyChain
You certainly seem like an interesting person. May I recommend an interesting 1-shot 100% guaranteed pick up line? It might not get you laid from the first chick, but if you say it to enough chicks, you're bound to get the kind of response you're looking for:


"Ever notice how all these guys who land beautiful women, like yourself, are the same ones who waste their life away trying to shove their piggly wiggly little dick into anything they can find?"

"Uhh"

"Stop there, just hear me out. I'm offering you a once in a life time opportunity here. I happen to be a man unlike those other men. I know what I said initially was a bit shocking, but I just wanted you to know right away what I wasn't, just so we could get it out of the way."

"okay?"

"Listen, let me take you out to a Long John Silvers ((accentuate the words LONG JOHN - subliminally telling her you have a big dick)) I'll buy you a nice fish sandwhich and maybe we can head back to my place for a cup of coffee and a completely raw and unharnessed sexual experience of your UTMOST sexual DESIRE." ((this tells her subconcious that she's guaranteed to be pleased with the experience))

"Listen, that's just not the type of person I am. Sorry." -she starts to walk away-

"Wait! I'll lick your asshole!" ((this subliminally informs her that you're willing to lick her asshole))


Now, this is the golden moment right here. If she comes running back to you, embracing you with extreme passion and desire, you've found a winner.

This method takes practice, and only 1/3 beautiful women will respond positively to it, but trust me, it DOES work on that 1/3rd. And if you don't find one from the first three you try, keep trying man. You'll get it down eventually, and you'll be able to form your suggestions to better fit each individual girl, raising your success rate drastically.

LOL!