I REALLY want to lose my virginity

[Psycho4Bud]

Wanna get laid...buy a Harley. Bitch magnet!!

[acidtrip]

actually.......no it wasn't the chic wanted to try and ride me and broke my dick, to this day i can bend it in half even when hard

That is the funnyist thing I have read in a long time. Thanks.

[Takahashi]

hahahaha in response to the whole "the first time creates a magical aura of pleasure and the world becomes a nirvana of sexuality" and the "the chic tried to ride me and broke my dick" (lololol sorry dude), my first time was actually kind of what i expected casual sex to be, so when it was over it was not disappointing yet not really satisfying either. Iv had casual sex from time to time recently (im 17), but i havnt had sex with someone i really liked (a.k.a. a girlfriend), so i think mmaaayybe it might be magical then. oh and this had nothing to do with breaking dicks, i just thought that was funny.

[Edgar]

You certainly seem like an interesting person. May I recommend an interesting 1-shot 100% guaranteed pick up line? It might not get you laid from the first chick, but if you say it to enough chicks, you're bound to get the kind of response you're looking for:


"Ever notice how all these guys who land beautiful women, like yourself, are the same ones who waste their life away trying to shove their piggly wiggly little dick into anything they can find?"

"Uhh"

"Stop there, just hear me out. I'm offering you a once in a life time opportunity here. I happen to be a man unlike those other men. I know what I said initially was a bit shocking, but I just wanted you to know right away what I wasn't, just so we could get it out of the way."

"okay?"

"Listen, let me take you out to a Long John Silvers ((accentuate the words LONG JOHN - subliminally telling her you have a big dick)) I'll buy you a nice fish sandwhich and maybe we can head back to my place for a cup of coffee and a completely raw and unharnessed sexual experience of your UTMOST sexual DESIRE." ((this tells her subconcious that she's guaranteed to be pleased with the experience))

"Listen, that's just not the type of person I am. Sorry." -she starts to walk away-

"Wait! I'll lick your asshole!" ((this subliminally informs her that you're willing to lick her asshole))


Now, this is the golden moment right here. If she comes running back to you, embracing you with extreme passion and desire, you've found a winner.

This method takes practice, and only 1/3 beautiful women will respond positively to it, but trust me, it DOES work on that 1/3rd. And if you don't find one from the first three you try, keep trying man. You'll get it down eventually, and you'll be able to form your suggestions to better fit each individual girl, raising your success rate drastically.

LOL!

[firsttimefarmer]

[QUOTE=Toking with Jesus]I am determined to lose my virginity VERY SOON. I am 19 years old, and I am STILL a virgin. Everytime I see a girl in my supermarket or at the beach, in my imagination, I create rapid, furious, and swift fantasies to play out in my head. I imagine fucking her wildly, sucking on her tits, eating out her ass etc etc. As opposed to how introverted I am towards such girls, extrovertly speaking, I never talk to them. I am in constant fear of socializing with them, for I fear embarassing myself! How stupid is that??!!! What do I have to possibly lose talking to a girl, never mind, the potential I have to GAIN!!!
I find that smoking Marijuana helps me gain some courage to socialize with girls, but makes me even MORE introverted than ever!

TRY Snorting some cocaine man That will boost ur confidence, And start the convo like this
"hi my names dexter whats urs?"
That way she knows ur name and will respond to ur confidence,\
and if you can jerk off before you go out to calm you down,

[firsttimefarmer]

Okay, gathering information for all of the intelligent players out there, in summarization the essence to getting into a girl's pants, and attaining that great nirvana and bliss that awaits you is to:
1. Approach the girl with confidence and ease. Walk like a Marine, and have a good positve, upbeat attitude
2.Ask questions about herself that would invoke an emotional response from her. It could range from anything from asking her about what school she goes to, to asking her about her dream vacation. The key here is to be interested in her. ANd no boring formal shit here..unique-ness is the key here.
3. Smile a lot, listen to her as if you care, laugh, and be friendly.
Will smoking a lot of Marijuana be wise to ease up distressed symptoms, and to appear more confidence than normally? I can do temporary personality changes on Marijuana, and I will impersonate Tom Cruise. My accent, facial expression, and body languages can change drastically according to the standards I set myself to act under the influence of Marijuana. Remember, Marijuana is not just about getting high, it is also about "training" your mind to manipulate, dominate, and control yourself and others around you. The key here is psychological manipulation via body languages and gestures.

Dont walk like a marine the girl willthink u have ROIDS

[SickIsMe]

Women don't want a scraggily skinny ass kid who dresses like a slob.

I do. I actually quite like that.

[MullManiac]

I wish i was a virgin, seriously i recon it's realy cool, like misterious and all that, too bad i didnt have the will power in the past

[WeedWorm]

the reason this kid hasnt gotten laid is simple : he thinks WAYYY to fucking much

[lizka4200]

haha deffaintly he sucks... he nver posted back i guess he didnt get laid