ok i've finally grown the balls to ask.....

[doctahdoobie]

so all that time you were with out balls?

[Ganj]

Then you have to clean up, it's a waste of time.

true that.
i masturbate frequently, atleast once a day, sometimes i'll forget though and go without it for two or three days.
i need to get a girl...

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a girl and still enjoy masturbation. I need to find one, also.

[Melton420]

masturbation sucks now

[jakenthegentiles]

im 16 and if im not gtten pussy i wack it at leats 2 or 3 times a day 1 days i hit 20

[cellophane]

i just met this chick at a party. we were all over each other then she had to leave, but i did get her number and we're going out again. i cant fuckin wait to tap that!

[STDzRus]

Man I haven't had pussy in three months..Glad too, my ex is pregnant heh so I got a kid on the way.

ANYWAYS!

Laying on my stomach and popping a boner hurts!

But your dick grows bigger.

[slipknotpsycho]

....if this ex is expecting you to get back with her for the kid you better do it now while you can fuck her all you want and not have to worry about her getting pregnant....don't really gotta worry about condoms or nothing either....actually the best sex i've gotten in my life...and probably got more sex in those 9 months then i have or will have gotten in my entire life....

[beachguy in thongs]

My girlfriend has been on Birth Control Pills for five years. That's a lot of freebies from God.

[cellophane]

i just got a new girlfriend. and everyone knows the first few weeks of sex with someone new is the best kind of sex.