How the fuck do you masturbate .25 times. I don't care if I'm going to be late for work, or if I'm dying, or whatever, I can't stop until the job is done. I masturbate whenever I feel is necessary, which is usually one or two times a day. There's nothing wrong with it at all, it's just something to do. I mean how great is it that we're the only animal that can get themselves off. Think of what the turtles are missing!!