Actually, this sorta reminds me of something that happened to me. I got pulled over for being in a neighborhood that had alot of burglaries. (my trunk lid was open, my own dumb ass) so anyway he finds a bong made from airline equipment. He ask me what it was and I tell him it's an oiler for an airgun. He asks me if I expect him to believe that. I said no, but under the circumstances I thought it was a pretty good story. He got a good laugh out of it, kept my bong, let me go. Cocksucker is probably smoking out of it right now.