HEY, Buy Me A Rubber!!!

[amsterdam]

why are the greeks so damn hairy and sweaty?just curious?

[Psycho4Bud]

Don't know! It's all "Greek" to me!

BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

Hahaha, psycho, man you kill me!

[amsterdam]

they really are a hairy people,love the food though.

[GHoSToKeR]

Hmm... Nope, still don't know what BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! means! lol

[Psycho4Bud]

they really are a hairy people,love the food though.

I prefer trimmed nicely or shaved myself!

[weirdo79]

hey dont be hard on psycho even the Trojan pic on a box of condoms is incorrect (for what the soldiers wore nothing matches in fact it looks more Roman centurion than anything else)

So be nice to psycho at least hes got a closer guess than the actual manufacturer

[Breukelen advocaat]

Did you ever notice that the condom wrappers always said that they were â??hermetically sealedâ?�? Does anybody know what the hell that means? Apparently, Johnny Carson was onto something, with his Carnac the Magnificent sketches, on the old Tonight Show:

ED McMAHON: Heaven has no brighter star than our next stellar guest, that omnipotent master of the east and former manicurist to Howard Hughes, Carnac the Magnificent...
Welcome once again, O Great Sage... I hold in my hand these envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnell's porch. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers to these questions having never seen them before.

CARNAC: I must have absolute silence...
May a weird holy man light a Roman candle in your pants.

A: Stick 'em up!
Q: What should the oil companies' new slogan be?

A: Pot luck.
Q: What do you call not getting busted?

A: Burn the candle at both ends.
Q: What does a stupid altar boy do?

A: "Yes man."
Q: What should you answer to everything George Foreman says?

A: Touch and Go.
Q: What's the name of a drive-in massage parlor?

A: 2001.
Q: How many hospitals has Evil Knievel been in?

A: Snap, crackle, pop.
Q: What noise does Mr. McMahon's liver make?

ED: And now I hold in my hand the last envelope. [applause]
CARNAC: May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's hooped skirt.

A: Kirk Douglas, Terhan Bey and Earl Butz.
Q: Name a Kirk, a Turk and a jerk.

[Psycho4Bud]

God that brings back memories. When I was a kid I peeked at my x-mas presents. Then on x-mas eve I wrapped a towel around my head and did my Carnac imitation. Pissed the folks right off!!

[nicholasstanko]

Give me a brake!!! I was stoned and thats what google had to offer. It was between that or a wooden horse! Now which one would you trust to give ya a rubber?

lol, sorry for callin ya an idiot.


i meant it in good faith.



ak-47 mixed with the haze is the shit.




i wish i could try some of your white russian though.