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09-02-2005, 05:48 PM #1Senior Member
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why are the greeks so damn hairy and sweaty?just curious?
amsterdam Reviewed by amsterdam on . HEY, Buy Me A Rubber!!! U.N. Official Faults U.S. AIDS Policy He said the AIDS program in Uganda has three main components: abstinence, faithfulness to a sexual partner and condom use. A shortage of condoms in Uganda has developed because both the government of the east African country and its primary donor for HIV prevention, the United States, have allowed condom supplies to dwindle. At the same time, they have allocated an increasing proportion of funding for HIV programs to religious groups that oppose Rating: 5
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09-02-2005, 05:49 PM #2OPSenior Member
HEY, Buy Me A Rubber!!!
Don't know! It's all "Greek" to me!
BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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09-02-2005, 05:51 PM #3Senior Member
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Hahaha, psycho, man you kill me!
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09-02-2005, 05:52 PM #4Senior Member
HEY, Buy Me A Rubber!!!
they really are a hairy people,love the food though.
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09-02-2005, 05:55 PM #5Senior Member
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Hmm... Nope, still don't know what BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! means! lol
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09-02-2005, 05:56 PM #6OPSenior Member
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Originally Posted by amsterdam
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09-02-2005, 08:54 PM #7Senior Member
HEY, Buy Me A Rubber!!!
hey dont be hard on psycho even the Trojan pic on a box of condoms is incorrect (for what the soldiers wore nothing matches in fact it looks more Roman centurion than anything else)
So be nice to psycho at least hes got a closer guess than the actual manufacturer
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09-02-2005, 09:30 PM #8Senior Member
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Did you ever notice that the condom wrappers always said that they were ā??hermetically sealedā?? Does anybody know what the hell that means? Apparently, Johnny Carson was onto something, with his Carnac the Magnificent sketches, on the old Tonight Show:
ED McMAHON: Heaven has no brighter star than our next stellar guest, that omnipotent master of the east and former manicurist to Howard Hughes, Carnac the Magnificent...
Welcome once again, O Great Sage... I hold in my hand these envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnell's porch. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers to these questions having never seen them before.
CARNAC: I must have absolute silence...
May a weird holy man light a Roman candle in your pants.
A: Stick 'em up!
Q: What should the oil companies' new slogan be?
A: Pot luck.
Q: What do you call not getting busted?
A: Burn the candle at both ends.
Q: What does a stupid altar boy do?
A: "Yes man."
Q: What should you answer to everything George Foreman says?
A: Touch and Go.
Q: What's the name of a drive-in massage parlor?
A: 2001.
Q: How many hospitals has Evil Knievel been in?
A: Snap, crackle, pop.
Q: What noise does Mr. McMahon's liver make?
ED: And now I hold in my hand the last envelope. [applause]
CARNAC: May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's hooped skirt.
A: Kirk Douglas, Terhan Bey and Earl Butz.
Q: Name a Kirk, a Turk and a jerk.
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09-02-2005, 09:57 PM #9OPSenior Member
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God that brings back memories. When I was a kid I peeked at my x-mas presents. Then on x-mas eve I wrapped a towel around my head and did my Carnac imitation. Pissed the folks right off!!
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09-03-2005, 01:25 AM #10Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
lol, sorry for callin ya an idiot.
i meant it in good faith.
ak-47 mixed with the haze is the shit.
i wish i could try some of your white russian though.
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