yeah man, just relax, you just smoked some really good shit and it kicked your ass.

looks like you were smoking some average stuff and got a tad stoned, then you took some rips of quality shit and you got really baked (the "unreal" sense, classic first really-fuct-up feeling) then you smoked some ultra-quality shit and you didnt know what to do with yourself.

its ok man, just no more bong rips of the best weed you'll ever smoke.

i bet your girlfriend went all anti-weed on your ass after seeing you act like that.