Amazing Assassinations

[rajking86]

Hey tokers, something I got sent to me, it's interesting:



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History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.


Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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rajking86 Reviewed by rajking86 on 08-29-2005. Amazing Assassinations Hey tokers, something I got sent to me, it's interesting: " History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Rating: 5

[gee]

Wow, this information is so like, 10 years ago.

[highjinx]

man thats some wierd, slightly disturbing shit!

[rajking86]

Wow, this information is so like, 10 years ago.

Actually, whore, it's not just 10 years old it's decades old and I'm just LOUNGing around posting an interesting fact for fun.

Excuse me for not hitting the history books lately, you ingrate.

[mf greg]

owned

[turm]

Your forgetting one thing, It is impossible that Oswald could have killed Kenedy. If you ever watch the program about the "Magic bullet" you to will realize that he couldnt have done it. (i would get into specifics but im sure i would get some of the information mixxed up, so if you every see the program on tv, watch it)

[doomfreak]

was one of those similarities the fact that they were both sitting presidents of the united states? AMAZING!

[rajking86]

Wow, I wonder if they both were WASPS

[RICVAGANAJASMOKER]

Must be a government conspiracy...HAS TO BE!