You need to learn how to spell "coherent" if you are going to use the word to describe your written and spoken English as being perfect. That's for starters. Also, why do you feel the need to use patois when you are speaking or writing? For fun you say. I say different. I say you are using them in an attempt to sound like a Rastafarian, which is a ridiculous thing to do. Be yourself "mon" and people might stop laughing at you. You are not a black man, stop wishing you were.