Yeah, all those stories about Chinese resturaunts selling dog or cat meat are urban legends. And a thousand seagulls? WTF? Where the hell are they gonna get a 1000 seagulls? Think about it, chickens, pork, beef, etc is raised in mass quantities and it would be way cheaper to stock a resturaunt full of the real thing than to go and get a bunch of seagulls, or cats, or dogs.

Some Chinese do eat crazy stuff though. I have actually lived in China and go back at least once a year. I actually have seen cats and puppies, along with scorpions, snakes, and all kinds of crazy ass shit for sale in some of the food markets there. These are considered delacacies, however, and are really expensive. You could get 4-5 chickens for the cost of a small cat.

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