Penguin, your post just reminded me of great story.

Back in the eighties, I went to a movie with my grandma. It was a Police Academy movie, which I still to this day love ( All 7 of em) Anyway I was young and about halfway into the movie I grabbed what I thought was my grandmas popcorn and pop.

After I indulged in a sip of carmalized coke, and as I threw that handful of popcorn in my mouth, she asked, Where did you get that?

The answer was from the previous dirtball sitting there.

Talk about nasty