men, watch your lotion.

[Ganj]

it all happened so quickly. i was watching dave chapelle's: for what it's worth and some porn, simultaneously. the urge to masturbate came over me and i got off my couch and headed towards the bathroom. on the journey to the lavatory, i stopped and thought to myself, why not get some lotion? i got the lotion, finished my duty and felt a cold sensation on my penis, i looked at the bottle and it had cooling menthol in it - my penis is still cold.

watch your lotion, men...watch your lotion.

Ganj Reviewed by Ganj on 08-25-2005. men, watch your lotion. it all happened so quickly. i was watching dave chapelle's: for what it's worth and some porn, simultaneously. the urge to masturbate came over me and i got off my couch and headed towards the bathroom. on the journey to the lavatory, i stopped and thought to myself, why not get some lotion? i got the lotion, finished my duty and felt a cold sensation on my penis, i looked at the bottle and it had cooling menthol in it - my penis is still cold. watch your lotion, men...watch your lotion. Rating: 5

[FloatNSmoke]

A friend of mine used Ben Gay once. He was burning for 3 days afterwards. Ouch!

[ADaisyChain]

i was watching dave chapelle's: for what it's worth and some porn, simultaneously.

Dude, don't feel bad. Chapelle makes me horny too sometimes. Don't need to pretend you were watching porn...

Sorry I can't really do much to help.. If I was there I'd help warm up your penis or something if you needed it. But, alas, I am not, and thus I cannot.

Good luck with your penis, man.

[MeatRulz]

sux.

[Ganj]

Dude, don't feel bad. Chapelle makes me horny too sometimes. Don't need to pretend you were watching porn...

Sorry I can't really do much to help.. If I was there I'd help warm up your penis or something if you needed it. But, alas, I am not, and thus I cannot.

Good luck with your penis, man.

"cum on the television" ok.
"cum in my fish bowl" oh shit, they're eating it.

[InvincibleArmor79]

nice thread

[CaptainDankNuggets]

Cool Penis

[grasshopper420]

"cum on the television" ok.
"cum in my fish bowl" oh shit, they're eating it.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!