You might be a stoner if the you are in trouble with the police and their lecturing you saying stuff like, "I have half a mind to kick your ass and hall you in jail boy!"

And you giggle because he said he had "half a mind".

You may be a stoner if you've had more wet dreams about a pot plant then any porn star.
Mr Greenthumb Reviewed by Mr Greenthumb on . ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5