you might be a stoner if your registered on a website called cannabis.com


or
you migght be a stoner if you pull out a ciggarette while your high and tforget to smoke it, then say to your freinds"oh shit , ive had this ciggarette for 5 mins "and then keep repeating the process


or
you might be a stoner if ur in this thread stoned trying to think of something to that i,, i dono, wtf, im twisted, ima sleep, peace out