Quote Originally Posted by officerleeroy
you might be a stoner if...you just get done smoking 2 blunts and go downstairs to cook a pizza and go back upstairs to smoke another 2 blunts and forget all about the pizza and by the time the blunts are done you remember and everyone scatters downstairs only to see a black piece of crust...

you might also be a stoner if you eat that pizza anyway (all of this happened last night)
hehe had a similar situation

you might be a stoner if your baked out of your mind at 430AM and want some pizza. Pizza in the oven..good..mmmm..tasty in about 15 minutes. Little does the pizza know, you have passed out. Waking up to screams and taking the nasty ass smelling pizza to the garbage in the garage is usually how this event ends.