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    #261
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    You might be a stoner if you have tried to spark the bowl with a marker.

    You might be a stoner if you have burn marks on your fingers.

    You are deffinetly a stoner if you get high and begin to drive to the store for food. But on the way one simple word pops randomly in your head . . . "Iron" and you suddenly think "Oh shit! Did i turn the iron off? I'm pretty sure i did. Yeah i probably did." And so you continue on your long trip to the store with that thought bothering you in the back of your mind and you keep telling yourself that your house isn't going to burn down.
    And so you get to the store, and then decide "My fucking house is burning down! My fucking house is burning down!!!" So you get back in the car, drive all the way back to your house without the food to put out the flames that most likley aren't there only to find that you've locked yourself out of the house.

    True story.

    ~ Thumb

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    #262
    Junior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    you might me a stoner if
    you cant get to sleep because you are to exited to get stoned next day:rasta:
    if you sit in maths laffing when the techer is on bout 8ths and 1/4 because it sounds like she is on bout green

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    #263
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    you may be a stoner if you can drive home without a problem and take ten mins to get the key in the hole !!

    also you can be a stoner if the 1st thing u do when u wake up is light up the doob that u left in the ashtray from night before imp:

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    #264
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    You might be a stoner if you start off with a dimebag, smoke some bowls, then realize 3 houres later that you ran out a half hour ago and have been smoking hot air and blowing it out the window. Just maybe.

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    #265
    Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    You might be a stoner if you run around cvs high looking for condoms for literally an hour , find them and are too embarrassed to buy them cus all the people asked "do you need help" and you replied no no, and end up getting lost at the closest wallgreens..

    You might be a stoner if you are in the woods smoking, and when you get out, you FINALLY open your door, and get all your buds in the back seat. get your seat belt on. and say "Well guys, we arent getting food.Actually we arent going anywhere I LOST MY FUCKIN KEYS IN THE WOODS. Wheres my cell phone?"

    You might be as toner if.. (a stupid stoner like i) love to be the driver of a trip home after blazing or just a short drive, JUST so you can scare the fuck out of everyone else in the car.. ie.. fake sleeping and drifting off to the other side of the road..

    You might be a stoner if you go on http://boards.cannabis.com . LOL

    You might be a stoner if smoke 13 blunts on the way to t he beach.

    all true stories.

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    #266
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Greenthumb
    You are deffinetly a stoner if you get high and begin to drive to the store for food. But on the way one simple word pops randomly in your head . . . "Iron" and you suddenly think "Oh shit! Did i turn the iron off? I'm pretty sure i did. Yeah i probably did." And so you continue on your long trip to the store with that thought bothering you in the back of your mind and you keep telling yourself that your house isn't going to burn down.
    And so you get to the store, and then decide "My fucking house is burning down! My fucking house is burning down!!!" So you get back in the car, drive all the way back to your house without the food to put out the flames that most likley aren't there only to find that you've locked yourself out of the house.

    True story.

    ~ Thumb
    the only one that made me laugh out loud, dude thats fucking classic
    - Name\'s Gaz :rasta:
    (joy.discovery is just a song...)

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    #267
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    You might be a stoner if youre playing super mario brothers and you get a star that makes it so when an enemy touches you they die, and youre still throwing fireballs and almost freaking out when you try to jump on one and nearly miss and you think youre gonna shrink or die.

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    #268
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    if you have a favorite lighter, even though ive liked this thread for a while now, when did it turn into a thread where you tell storys that make you seem like a stoner

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    #269
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    You know your a stoner if every sentence ends with man or dude and the word is drawn out longer than the other words in the sentence. You might also be a stoner if you can't remember what happened everyday after school for a week, or in school for that matter.

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    #270
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    If you come to this site and rarely see a daily factiod that you haven't already seen

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