Quote Originally Posted by Mr Greenthumb
You are deffinetly a stoner if you get high and begin to drive to the store for food. But on the way one simple word pops randomly in your head . . . "Iron" and you suddenly think "Oh shit! Did i turn the iron off? I'm pretty sure i did. Yeah i probably did." And so you continue on your long trip to the store with that thought bothering you in the back of your mind and you keep telling yourself that your house isn't going to burn down.
And so you get to the store, and then decide "My fucking house is burning down! My fucking house is burning down!!!" So you get back in the car, drive all the way back to your house without the food to put out the flames that most likley aren't there only to find that you've locked yourself out of the house.

True story.

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the only one that made me laugh out loud, dude thats fucking classic
Joy.Discovery Reviewed by Joy.Discovery on . ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5