You might be a stoner if you run around cvs high looking for condoms for literally an hour , find them and are too embarrassed to buy them cus all the people asked "do you need help" and you replied no no, and end up getting lost at the closest wallgreens..

You might be a stoner if you are in the woods smoking, and when you get out, you FINALLY open your door, and get all your buds in the back seat. get your seat belt on. and say "Well guys, we arent getting food.Actually we arent going anywhere I LOST MY FUCKIN KEYS IN THE WOODS. Wheres my cell phone?"

You might be as toner if.. (a stupid stoner like i) love to be the driver of a trip home after blazing or just a short drive, JUST so you can scare the fuck out of everyone else in the car.. ie.. fake sleeping and drifting off to the other side of the road..

You might be a stoner if you go on http://boards.cannabis.com . LOL

You might be a stoner if smoke 13 blunts on the way to t he beach.

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eGGNoG Reviewed by eGGNoG on . ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5