You might be a stoner if:

You know every line to every Cheech & Chong Movie.

Start giggling every time you hear, see, or think of weed.

Start giggling every time you hear or see the word 'joint'.

You love the color 'green' &/or it becomes your favorite color.

You get suspicious whenever someone asks you for a 'match' in public.

The Food Network is your favorite channel.

You consider a bag of Dorito's as a meal.

You consider a roll of Cookie Dough as a meal.

You smoke a cig like a joint.

You can stare at any color for hours & think it's amazing.

You eat a raw pizza & not think anything of it.

'Cash' your food you just ordered from a restaurant.

Walk into a restaurant & forget why you're there.

You think of something too difficult as being too 'heavy'.

Every time you hear Reggae, you think about smoking weed(points to himself).

You can't remember where you put that one cd,...

You look at a barren tree & think of a stripped marijuana bud.

You see a snow-covered pine shrub & imagine all that snow as if it were a huge mass of THC crystals.

Get lost in all these examples & forget what example to type next cause all you want to do is smoke weed! AAAAHH!!