you might be a stoner if...

you have a grow room in your closet

you spend more than an hour a day here

you see any thing (saxafone, vase, can, glass botte, lab stuff) and you start drooling

you had more microwaved burritos since you started than glasses of water

you spend hours browsing head shops...with no money

if your cat can talk

you ceiling is brown

you have more pipes adn bongs than you have toes

you can recite word for word "the weed song" by Bone Thugs N Harmony

you can fly...

you have converted you parents

you can name over 15 weed strains

if you converted all of you friends

you learned the imperial system through weed (i did)

your car smiles at you

you fondest wish is to have a pound of ak 47

yyou dream about pot(true i drempt that everything was made of weed and that my parents and bro had acepted that i smoke, that i have a 2 FTer, a bean bag and i can magicly spawn tacos)

you have cannabis.com as your home page

you have weed pics as you desktop

ahh thats all for now