You might be a stoner if...

You have ever gone to a store just to get tin foil and safety pins to make a bucket/gravity bong.
You then get paranoid that the check out guy will call the cops.
You know that the best way to load a pipe when siting crossed legged is to tuck the stem into your shoe
You put safetypins in random pockets just in case you need to make a bucket
You have ever made a pipe out of a can
You learnt the Imperial weight system through smoking pot
You have ever smoked through a pump that is used to blow up air matresses
You have ever gone though a vacuum cleaner bag to find the hash some dopey arse hoovered up

:rasta: imp: :stoned: