......u might be a stoner

[klosetoinsanity]

You might be a stoner if you go to a drive through pay for your food and drive off without getting it.

You might be a stoner if you try to flick a ciggarette ash out of a rolled up car window and the ciggarette breaks in half then you realize the ciggarette was'nt lit to begin with and you get pissed.

You might be a stoner if you get weed on credit.

You might be a stoner if you are willing to donate blood or plasma just to get money so you can buy more weed.

You might be a stoner if you make a sandwich then roll over and pass out on top of it wake up 2 hours later and say ohh a sandwich and eat it.(had a friend that did that after coming back from texas with some kb)

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds drivethrough and the guy workin the window offers to sell you a sack.


All true stories

[klosetoinsanity]

Oh yeah and you might be a stoner if you and your friends got the great idea it would be awesome to tie a doughnut to a string and hang it out the window while driving down the road so you could fish for cops.

[usedchemicals]

If you go to a gas station and put $5 worth of food on the counter, then realize that you have no money and walk out without saying a word to the worker.

Did that two nights ago...

[Brey]

if ur dealer knows wat day and time u'll be visiting him every week, ur a stoner.

also, if u can roll a j on a head full of vodka in the pitch black night, ur a stoner.

[Brey]

if u hav several EB (emergency bud) stashes, u a stoner.
o yea, and wats with this 420 shit?

[Swizzy89304]

You're definately NOT a stoner if you don't know the concept of 4:20.

[Esoteric416]

I hope that was a joke Brey,
And just for the record, I'm not sure you could ever get a straight answer to that question.
Good Idea for a thread though.

[yoda]

If you ever considered ripping a piece of paper out of the bible to roll a joint...you might be a stoner.

actually i did that a few days ago. took it from the notes section(no writing on it). it worked alright, burned a little harsh and was hard to seal, but not a bad backup option.

[sMOkeY bOB]

is this thread really STILL going gees

[Not Enough Herb]

u might be a stoner if every pocket in your coat has paraphenilia

later