You might be a stoner if you go to a drive through pay for your food and drive off without getting it.

You might be a stoner if you try to flick a ciggarette ash out of a rolled up car window and the ciggarette breaks in half then you realize the ciggarette was'nt lit to begin with and you get pissed.

You might be a stoner if you get weed on credit.

You might be a stoner if you are willing to donate blood or plasma just to get money so you can buy more weed.

You might be a stoner if you make a sandwich then roll over and pass out on top of it wake up 2 hours later and say ohh a sandwich and eat it.(had a friend that did that after coming back from texas with some kb)

You might be a stoner if you go to McDonalds drivethrough and the guy workin the window offers to sell you a sack.


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