if more of your day is spent outside than in, you might be a stoner
if you constantly carry around tin foil, you might be a stoner
if your best friend has a 3 footer, you might be a stoner
if you can scrape a bowlpack from the inside of your pockets, you might be a stoner
if all you want to do all day is sit on your ass and smoke weed, well,
....you might be a stoner.