......u might be a stoner

[Void]

If you have ever spent three days writing a shitty essay on Marijuana...for fun...you might be a stoner. (Look in the Recreational forum. It's a true story)

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Fuck-You-Void

[Void]

Penguin.Do you know why I give you such a hard time? Its because i'm secretly obsessed with you.Everything you do I wanna do just like it...your my idol baby.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I hate you, Void.

[Void]

Well all seriousness aside I may be a dick to you but I truly have nothing against you, except maybe a little jealousy.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Jealousy?

[Bazooka Tooth]

If in your first year of chemistry or biology your teacher shows you a graduated cylinder and asks you what you think it is and bong is your first response, you might be a stoner.

If you can recall almost precisley every corny/funny moment of Walker, Texas Ranger right off you're head.. You might be a stoner.

If your teacher tells you to turn to page 420 and you crack up, you might be a stoner.

All are true of me.

[lateralus]

If you can recall almost precisley every corny/funny moment of Walker, Texas Ranger right off you're head.. You might be a stoner.

Or an old lady, damn.

[Goodman3eb]

You might be a stoner if when you turn on the TV and it's on a fuzzy channel, you try to make out images because you believe aliens are trying to communicate with you--or, if you don't outright believe it, you want to check. Just to make sure.

[Reefer Rogue]

Or an old lady, damn.

Zing!