......u might be a stoner

[Oli]

You may be a stoner when you look at a vase and see a bong or look at an apple and see a pipe.

[RedRainDrop]

If u've floated around your own bedroom floating in pink bubbles,and popping them with your telekenisis. You might be a stoner...mabye.

[Fattie]

If you've ever eaten a bowl of cheerios, and the next minute say, "what the fuck happened to all my cheerios."

[kid rediculous]

you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.

[Jake0steve]

Bob dylan is great, kid rediculous, i love Rainy Day Women, lol.

If you start using terms used for weed in everyday like (example, at the bottom of the cerial the powder, you refer to it as "the shake at the bottom of the bag", or when you need to get out and your friend has a cigarette and you tell them to roach it) you might be a stoner.

[kid rediculous]

^^^i love bob dylan hurricane and the times they are a-changin' are great songs too

[Fengzi]

You're driving down the road and come upon a skunk that got hit by a car and think it smells wonderful.

[Fattie]

your avatar scares me.

[Hempamasta]

If you take a look at any water bottle, vase, cup, jar, bottle, or anything else and think, "How could I smoke out of that", you might be a stoner.

[a. beezy]

if umm.... uhhh.... what was the question?