......u might be a stoner

[vermillion]

ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner".

for example,

if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner

vermillion Reviewed by vermillion on 08-24-2005. ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5

[Takahashi]

if you've ever tried to be like neil armstrong and buzz aldrin and fly to the moon with your bestfriend and ended up acting out half the movie of star wars episode I, your a stoner.

OR

if you try to imagine anything you do as how it would be high, youre a stoner.

[Lightitup44]

uhh, im to stoned to do that... wait whats this...off the top of the dome...

u might be stoner if you've ever ran out of papers then demand you need a dictionary.

-peace

[Lightitup44]

...when people say "Hi" to you and you stare at them and go "You too."

-peace

[Sgt. Pepper]

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

[Not Enough Herb]

you might be a stoner if you smoke weed?

na probly not

later

[Phresher than it Got]

if youve ever spent a half hour with your friend deciding hte best way to get the cocoa puffs, milk, and bowl into the basement without "fuckin all that shit over soooo bad", youre a stoner

[dschill]

omg so many to choose from...

if youve every had a our long conversation on where to best place the beaners in your sack you might be a stoner...

annddd

you might be a stoner if youve ever walked into mcdonalds pointed to the dollar menu and said "Gimme all of that" then eat only half of it and leave the rest to mold away in the fridge

[Jake0steve]

If you have ever had a house to your self for a weekend and ended up out of food so you have to eat green olives with mustard and miracle whip because it sounds like an "ingenious" idea, you might be a stoner..

By the way..that is actually pretty good when your stoned...

[Goodman3eb]

If you've ever smoked, wanted pancakes, realized you were out of flour, biked to the store to buy flour, got home, cooked a huge batch of pancakes and ate them all while watching King of the Hill reruns on your TiVo... at 11:00 AM--

You might be a stoner!