-If you've ever wondered what happened to last week, you might be a stoner.

-If you've got smoke it your eye because you're typing with a big blunt in your mouth, you might be a stoner.

-If you understand lyrics by bands such as Mr Bungle, Gong or Lou Reed, you might be a stoner.

-If you suddenly wake up 60 miles from home with no shoes or socks, you might be a stoner.

-If you ever leave chocolate in the kitchen, but it's just far away, you might be stoner!

-If you can't lie on the floor without holding on, you might be a stoner! (Helen thought of that one!)

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