If you do lung stretches, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever said "Schwiggity Schweet" because it sounds like schwagg, you might be a stoner. (I did it when I first heard the word, hyperactivity will do that)

If you have ever used the word Nigger without thinking of a black person, but just someone with big lips, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever cried when your bong fell over and got your weed all fucked up, you might be a stoner.

If you have read this thread from start to finish 5 times, about 3 weeks apart each, then you might be a stoner.

If you come to this thread and don't even smile by the time you're done reading through it, you are definitely NOT a stoner and just wasted 15 minutes.