If in your first year of chemistry or biology your teacher shows you a graduated cylinder and asks you what you think it is and bong is your first response, you might be a stoner.

If you can recall almost precisley every corny/funny moment of Walker, Texas Ranger right off you're head.. You might be a stoner.

If your teacher tells you to turn to page 420 and you crack up, you might be a stoner.

All are true of me.