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08-24-2005, 04:34 AM #1OPMember
......u might be a stoner
ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner".
for example,
if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stonervermillion Reviewed by vermillion on . ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5be careful, they might be stoned...
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08-24-2005, 04:44 AM #2Member
......u might be a stoner
if you've ever tried to be like neil armstrong and buzz aldrin and fly to the moon with your bestfriend and ended up acting out half the movie of star wars episode I, your a stoner.
OR
if you try to imagine anything you do as how it would be high, youre a stoner.
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08-24-2005, 04:44 AM #3Senior Member
......u might be a stoner
uhh, im to stoned to do that... wait whats this...off the top of the dome...
u might be stoner if you've ever ran out of papers then demand you need a dictionary.
-peace
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08-24-2005, 04:45 AM #4Senior Member
......u might be a stoner
...when people say "Hi" to you and you stare at them and go "You too."
-peace
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08-24-2005, 04:53 AM #5Senior Member
......u might be a stoner
If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.
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08-24-2005, 04:56 AM #6Senior Member
......u might be a stoner
you might be a stoner if you smoke weed?
na probly not
later
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08-24-2005, 05:25 AM #7Senior Member
......u might be a stoner
if youve ever spent a half hour with your friend deciding hte best way to get the cocoa puffs, milk, and bowl into the basement without "fuckin all that shit over soooo bad", youre a stoner
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08-24-2005, 05:37 AM #8Junior Member
......u might be a stoner
omg so many to choose from...
if youve every had a our long conversation on where to best place the beaners in your sack you might be a stoner...
annddd
you might be a stoner if youve ever walked into mcdonalds pointed to the dollar menu and said "Gimme all of that" then eat only half of it and leave the rest to mold away in the fridge
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08-24-2005, 05:39 AM #9Senior Member
......u might be a stoner
If you have ever had a house to your self for a weekend and ended up out of food so you have to eat green olives with mustard and miracle whip because it sounds like an "ingenious" idea, you might be a stoner..
By the way..that is actually pretty good when your stoned...
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08-24-2005, 05:46 AM #10Senior Member
......u might be a stoner
If you've ever smoked, wanted pancakes, realized you were out of flour, biked to the store to buy flour, got home, cooked a huge batch of pancakes and ate them all while watching King of the Hill reruns on your TiVo... at 11:00 AM--
You might be a stoner!Originally Posted by stayblazed88
And my phone\'s been bugged
But I\'m still winning the war on drugs
--OPM, War on Drugs[/COLOR]
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