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    #81
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    If you ever went orienteering during a school p.e lesson in winter and thought you'd lost a glove so you through ur other one as far as you could, only to realise your missing glove was tucked inside your coat...

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    #82
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    I recently came across some very thick books that i don't need, I'm using them as roach meterial. I ran out of takeaway menus

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    #83
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    If this story doesnt mark me a stoner or burnout...I dont know what does.
    I left the house at 3 in tha morning to go to the closest gas station to get some medicine. I pulled in the parking lot, and outta nowhere my brain is thinking that one of my friends that rode to the store with me was in the store. So I'm sittin there saying, " Hurry up Tiff.." and after about 10 minutes of sitting there, I remember that I came to the store alone...feeling like a complete dipshit i turned around and went back home, I get all the way back to my place and realize i forgot to get my medicine. So basically I sat in a parking lot at 3 am for 10 to 15 minutes waiting on one of my friends that wasnt even there!!! then my burnout ass turns around and goes home completey forgetting the whole reason I went up to the gas station... and if that doesnt cover what a burnout I am. Then I dont know what will
    Hits and Tokes forever dedicated to Zero Revolt R.I.P.
    Lance CPL. Daniel Bubb 10/18/85-10/17/05 and all fallen soldiers

    please forgive me @ times I have CRS....Cant Remember Shit
    If I\'m not there to chill with you...burn one for me.
    :dance: Rockthafuckon! :dance:

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    #84
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    your prolly a stoner if youre..um..nevermind......
    oh yea! You might be a stoner if your telling someone something and midway through, you draw a blank and and then you cant even remember wtf it was that you were talking about.
    Hits and Tokes forever dedicated to Zero Revolt R.I.P.
    Lance CPL. Daniel Bubb 10/18/85-10/17/05 and all fallen soldiers

    please forgive me @ times I have CRS....Cant Remember Shit
    If I\'m not there to chill with you...burn one for me.
    :dance: Rockthafuckon! :dance:

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    #85
    Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    You're probably a stoner if you look at maui_waui's avatar and ACTUALLY KILL YOUR PARENTS
    or ur prolly a stoner if the weatherman from family guy goes "UA SToNER"

    You are dfieilnety a setnor if u can raed tihs wtih asotublly no toburle at all.


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    #86
    Senior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    Damn...definitely. Good call, gaeichhs

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    #87
    Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    if you get a week of vacation time, and the first place that comes up is Amsterdam, then u might be a stoner

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    #88
    Junior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by UpInSmoke
    your prolly a stoner if youre..um..nevermind......
    oh yea! You might be a stoner if your telling someone something and midway through, you draw a blank and and then you cant even remember wtf it was that you were talking about.
    goddamn it happens to me all the time even if i haven't done anything

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    #89
    Junior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    if u promise to others and to yourself that you never do weed again, and then go to your room to smoke weed you certainly a stoner

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    #90
    Junior Member

    ......u might be a stoner

    "When you start a poker tournament at 2:00 with 800 people, play good for 2+ hours then when there is 30 people left you dissapear from 4:18 to 4:30, you might be a stoner" (weekly true story)

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