......u might be a stoner

[ermitonto]

If you smoke on the crapper, and hold your hit while squeezing out a turd.

[BluntArtist]

This is a bad Jeff Foxworthy stand-up...no wait, that was kinda redundant...

[ezjim]

if you know more places to buy weed than grocery's
2.your favorite store is at the top of your list because they sell your favorite brand of papers'
3.you know all the short cut's that help you avoid driving past the police station while burning one in the car.
4.you spend more on weed every month than rent.
5.you can name all the members of the gratefuldead
6.you would gladly spend xmas eve driving 200 miles to get a sack to smoke while opening your xmas presents
7.you have more ice cream than vegtables in your fridge
8.you have sent a email or letter to a politician asking them to legalize or get out of politics all togeather
9.you have more picture's of your plant's than your kids in the family photo album
10.you spend enough time reading this to get to the bottom of my list.....

[Cleveland]

If you're smiling and nodding at each one of these, then you might be a stoner

[ComfortablyNumb]

What's funny is that I can relate to most of these.

You might be a stoner if you go to a playground and smoke out of a 2 liter bottle. I did that on Halloween

[Goodman3eb]

If you've gotten this far in the thread without a Ben and Jerry's break, you are most definitely not a stoner.

[SIRUS]

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[NightProwler]

if in the sexuality forum, you said you would choose weed over sex for the rest of you life, your a stoner.

[Jake0steve]

If your mp3 collection has over 150 songs about reefer, you might be a stoner.

[partyguy420]

if in the sexuality forum, you said you would choose weed over sex for the rest of you life, your a stoner.

wells hells bells...u could jack off the rest of your life...