......u might be a stoner

[dirty raider]

If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

That's so true, happens to me all the time.

If you ever thoguht that getting stoned to death sounds like quite a nice way to go then your probably a stoner.

[newgroweroldsmoker]

If your bud finishes, you have no smoke left and you start looking on the garbage for any unfinished joints then you are a stoner....

[Fattie]

If you have less than a dollar at the beginning of the day, and end up with a dimebag and some blunts. (true story)

[ermitonto]

If you've ever stoned somebody to death.

[newgroweroldsmoker]

if you're rolling now, hehehehehehehe

[Nullific]

You freak out screaming "WHERES MY LIGHTER WHO TOOK MY LIGHTER", searching your pockets frantically... when it was in your hand the whole time.

[newgroweroldsmoker]

when you think that other people stole your gear and go and search into their pockets and then you realize that the gear was in your messy bedroom on the floor, then you are definately a stoner

[Fattie]

Wonder what hapened to your nick bag while smoking the blunt you rolled from it. (another true story)

[Nullific]

You try to exit your house through the refrigerator door.

[mf greg]

you might be a stoner if you start doing the thriller dance walking up to order in the mcdonalds.