......u might be a stoner

[growitandsmokeit]

You might be a stoner if...

You have ever gone to a store just to get tin foil and safety pins to make a bucket/gravity bong.
You then get paranoid that the check out guy will call the cops.
You know that the best way to load a pipe when siting crossed legged is to tuck the stem into your shoe
You put safetypins in random pockets just in case you need to make a bucket
You have ever made a pipe out of a can
You learnt the Imperial weight system through smoking pot
You have ever smoked through a pump that is used to blow up air matresses
You have ever gone though a vacuum cleaner bag to find the hash some dopey arse hoovered up

:rasta: imp: :stoned:

[Doobie Snax]

Yo i learned the imperial weight system through smoking pot!

[Psycho4Bud]

If ya ever noticed you got 3 cigs burning in the ashtray, you might be a stoner!:thumbsup:

[PureEvil760]

if your posting on a site called cannibis.com, you might be a stoner

[vengeance]

you might be a stoner if...

you have a grow room in your closet

you spend more than an hour a day here

you see any thing (saxafone, vase, can, glass botte, lab stuff) and you start drooling

you had more microwaved burritos since you started than glasses of water

you spend hours browsing head shops...with no money

if your cat can talk

you ceiling is brown

you have more pipes adn bongs than you have toes

you can recite word for word "the weed song" by Bone Thugs N Harmony

you can fly...

you have converted you parents

you can name over 15 weed strains

if you converted all of you friends

you learned the imperial system through weed (i did)

your car smiles at you

you fondest wish is to have a pound of ak 47

yyou dream about pot(true i drempt that everything was made of weed and that my parents and bro had acepted that i smoke, that i have a 2 FTer, a bean bag and i can magicly spawn tacos)

you have cannabis.com as your home page

you have weed pics as you desktop

ahh thats all for now

[Dazed n Confused]

If you go in the house and think why am i here then go bak outside and remember you forgot to go to the bathroom while inside and do it over 6 toimes you might be a stoner

[ibreakthings]

lol

[notrightquite]

Hahahahaha, that's like me! When I'm not even stoned, now. >_<

[PaulCT7]

If you and one other kid are the only ones to laugh when the answer in math is 420...

If you are the one in Spanish class that can convert oz. to grams...

If you have ever been soo high, and soo hotboxed, that you got out of the car, and first thing, took a HIT of air, and said it was the best air EVER...

^All True

[JerryGarcia]

you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.

Rainy Day Women is not about weed.