......u might be a stoner

[Esoteric416]

If you are constantly noticing 420 in random groups of numbers, even if it's just close, like 4020.

If you went to the trouble of buying a magnifying glass, and not so you can read fine print.

If you've ever referred to a friend as "potna"

Esoteric416 Reviewed by Esoteric416 on 01-11-2006. ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5

[Swizzy89304]

If at 18 you have sworn to yourself that you will only marry a woman called Mary Jane, then you might be a stoner.

If every time you smoke you change the clock to say 4:20, then you might be a stoner.

[Its a Plant]

You might be a stoner if you love smoking weed all the time.

wait, not that funny. but true?

~FOXWORTHY~

[smoke ranger]

I dont know if this ones been said but you might be a stoner if you've ever figured out the answer to life .... and then forgot it.

[Midnight Baker]

if you've ever gone to a 7-11 at 2am and bought $50 worth of junk food munchies you might be a stoner...

If you've ever gone to 7-11 6 times! within 3 hours u might be a stoner...

hahaha great times.

[Midnight Baker]

you might be a stoner if you start doing the thriller dance walking up to order in the mcdonalds.

ahahahahahaha

i can recall a similar dancing experience...nothing like seeing your 200+ pound buddy just going for it in the line up at subway.

[Toker4LifeVT]

You are most definately a stoner if Cheech & Chong is one of your favorite movie series.

[Breukelen advocaat]

You might be a stoner.......if you're laid off from your job, and get high before appointments at the unemployment insurance office or job interviews.

[dreadydrug]

you might be a stoner if you can't remember what you did yesterday morning,

or go through a drive thru & forget to pick up your order

[Jake0steve]

Well, this happened to me this morning...If you wake up in a dark room and your friend says "lets wake and bake" and you can perfectly pack a bowl, but when you put your jeans on (after sleeping in shorts) you put them on backwards, you might be a stoner.

This happened to my friend last night...if you light an incense, and three minutes later think something is burning and run around looking just to discover you lit incense, you might be a stoner.

Damn, last night i had like 12 of them that i saw people do when we were smoking, but i forgot.