......u might be a stoner

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

If you do lung stretches, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever said "Schwiggity Schweet" because it sounds like schwagg, you might be a stoner. (I did it when I first heard the word, hyperactivity will do that)

If you have ever used the word Nigger without thinking of a black person, but just someone with big lips, you might be a stoner.

If you have ever cried when your bong fell over and got your weed all fucked up, you might be a stoner.

If you have read this thread from start to finish 5 times, about 3 weeks apart each, then you might be a stoner.

If you come to this thread and don't even smile by the time you're done reading through it, you are definitely NOT a stoner and just wasted 15 minutes.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 12-07-2005. ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Lastly, if you have ever spent hours of time persuading people to smoke with you for the first time, you might be a stoner.

[madjicorange]

if i can always find you in the kitchen at parties..............

[lateralus]

If you laugh when you cut your finger almost off with a knife, you might be a stoner! (yeah, i did it.. SO WHAT )

You might be a stoner...
if you locked your house up then drive 10 mins away.
then while you are driving you think "OH SHIT I FORGOT TO LOCK UP"
SoOo, you drive back to find out your house already LOCKED!

THAT SHIT HAPPENS TO ME TOO OFTEN! GrRr .... :stoned:

What the hell?

[Archeen]

gettin up in the morning and washing your face thus reminding yourself that you wear glasses...

[DroopyJones420]

you might be a stoner if...

you wake and bake. :rasta:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

you go to do dishes, load the dish washer, and finish a load by hand, forgetting about the dishwasher in the process.

[shrek45]

if you have ever sat in a tennis court and tried to cut the net down cause you'd think it would be funny to cover one of your friends in it, you might be a stoner

[shrek45]

if you ever have been watching a show for 45 mins and then comes a commercial and you flip for a second and you can't remember what you were just watching, you definately are a stoner

[Rarrr]

If youve got a whole drawer dedicated to items weed related, you might be a stoner.