......u might be a stoner

[SensiRide]

-You might be a stoner if at a friends house, when you ring the takeaway delivery place they recognise your voice(when it isn't even your house!),know what oder you want and the address.

yessss, that happens to me lol

You might be a stoner if tend to offer skunk as payment instead of cash

You might be a stoner if you can't walk by certain products in the supermarket without picking them up because you know they will taste good later after a doobie

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

You might be a stoner if your cigarette packets are always in tatters from using them as roach

:rasta:

[rajking86]

You might be a stoner if your dealers number is always in the 'last 10 numbers dialed' list on your mobile

:rasta:

You hit the nail on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Doobie Snax]

You might be a stoner if there's a tree at your local (huge) park where there's a tree ideal for blazing with curved branches and back rests etc!

[letsdoit]

doobie r u stoned right now?

[Doobie Snax]

if only...

[STDzRus]

You might be a stoner if you can't remember if you smoked the rest of your weed, hid it, or just lost it.

You might be a stoner if you set your alarm clock for 4:00 even though you don't have to be at school for 3 hours, just to toke on 4:20.

[Kid Dynamite]

has anyone here ever bought the old school blue king rizlas, the ones that are a bit shorter and a bit fatter. Whatever shop you go in, wherever you are, the shop assistant always knows your buying them for spliffs.

[Reefer Rogue]

You might be a stoner if you find D.A.R.E commercials hilarious!
You might be a stoner if you smoke rez.
You might be a stoner if you always have a lighter but don't smoke cigarettes.
You might be a stoner if you come to Cannabis.com
You might be a stoner if you know the government are liars! :rasta:

If you have a problem with Marijuana. GET HELP!

[Smokin EnDo]

Yesterday i got so pissed at a Visine bottle because i couldn't get it to squirt out visine. After like a full 2 minutes I was so mad i threw it in the river, than my friends just sit there laughing their asses off and tell me the cap was on.

[koshea]

you might be a stoner if you have more pipes than pieces of silverware