......u might be a stoner

[usedchemicals]

If you write a friend's paper for school and request that he gives you weed instead of the money he offered you...(happened multiple times to me)

[usedchemicals]

You might be a stoner if you understand fractions better than any other kid in your class....

You might be a stoner if you go through the local church's "30 hour famine" without a sweat...

[GoshDangIt88]

you might be a stoner if you walk into mcdonalds and say "I'll ge some cheese with a hamburger on it. It's called a cheeseburger........... what?"

true story, my cousin said that.

[drgreenthumb1238]

-You might be a stoner if at a friends house, when you ring the takeaway delivery place they recognise your voice(when it isn't even your house!),know what oder you want and the address.

-If said takeaway delivery driver tries to buy weed off you

-You go to buy rolling papers when high,try depserately to call them rizlas and then end up calling them skins, and then stand there giggling!(God I'm a dick)

[potsmokersinceiwas9]

you might be a stoner if you talk to a tree sometimes when your high and it responds it is really some funny shit expecially when you find out its a rock with moss on it

[potsmokersinceiwas9]

and for the dirty raider guy i do think that would be the way to die

[usedchemicals]

You might be a stoner if you took all the fire alarms out of your house because they were going off more than twice a day...

You might be a stoner if you have an "emergengy kit" in your house and it wouldn't help at all in the cause of a natural disaster...

[FLAVAFLAV]

You might be a stoner.... if you cant remember the last time you smoked, couldve been a couple of hours, or last week.

[letsdoit]

If you go to order something in a Taco Bell and give the dude too much money and by the look on his face you know he knows you r high and cant hold back your laughing because u know u prolly look like a fool... then he asks your name and u cant even answer cuz ur afraid you might bust a laugh 'n spit in his face half way threw.....then another empoyee says "lets just call her jessica".......damn taco bell is good...does anyone know how late they are open?

oh yeah, u might be a stoner...

[MullManiac]

If you walk for like three hours and look behind you to find you have gone like three feet! then crack up laughing and buy the time u look infront of you again your home.
(true story)