......u might be a stoner

[Jake0steve]

Wow afghanigooey. I do the hungry thing too. You just reposted, with like...hours and hours between indentical posts, you might be a stoner..

Jake0steve Reviewed by Jake0steve on 09-20-2005. ......u might be a stoner ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner". for example, if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner Rating: 5

[Frequency]

...if you responded to this post. (period)

[TheAtomicPunk]

if you ever pushed ur friend off the bed calling him a butterfly, you just might be a stoner.

[Jake0steve]

If you have ever done something stupid or hilarious when high, thought about it a few hours later and thought "I should definately post that in the "u might be a stoner" thread"...but then forgot what the hell it was 5 seconds later you might be a stoner.

[somebody someone]

if youve ever spent a half hour with your friend deciding hte best way to get the cocoa puffs, milk, and bowl into the basement without "fuckin all that shit over soooo bad", youre a stoner

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umm if you ever eaten 3 meals in a row your a stoner

[Frequency]

I hate it when your friend is being a bitch, and when you try to give em a secret code under the table, like in public, kicking her or him whatever, and she/he goes, "DAMN IT WTF!!! WHY DID YOU KICK ME!!!" and everyone looks at you till you cry.

[NYCZILLESTROLLER]

If you ever considered ripping a piece of paper out of the bible to roll a joint...you might be a stoner.

[UpInSmoke]

If youre driving down tha road searching for one of your favorite songs on the bUSH razorblade suitcase cd. Youre beginning to get pissed when you realize youre listening to Nirvana Nevermind. (did this today)

[UserName AlphaNiner]

A friend and I on several occasiones discussed, for hours on end, what it would be like if pot smokers and non-pot smokers eventually phased eachother out of their perspective realities. And exsisted on seperate planes.

Everything the stoner would see would be in an entirely different perspective than a non-stoner would of the same object. Stoners would have a different barter system, not likely revolving around a piece of paper as payment, a different governing system...a unified people...friendlier society...all that mumbo jumbo. Just imagine!

err...you might be a stoner if....

[Breukelen advocaat]

You might be a stoner if your gatefold vinyl albums' covers all have miniscule traces of green stuff in the creases where they fold.