......u might be a stoner

[Whos Carl]

if cannabis.com is your homepage you might be a stoner

[dev]

if you walked 2 the shop which is just around the corner 2 get some food and forget how 2 get home u might be a stoner(true story)

[dev]

when ur sober if u fink of almost everything like it would be if u were stoned u might be a stoner

[dev]

if your not 8 years old and you think tom and jerry is halarious you might be a stoner

[Dopenologist]

If you are reading this.... lool

[Microsoft Certified]

if you know u hate ppl named josh you might be a stoner or if outa nowwhere u come back to this site after leaveing for a while might be a stoner.

[jfoster]

my name is josh. why do you hate josh's?

[Microsoft Certified]

no reson that i had a frind named josh who did me wrong and started to talk shit so i said fucku and never smoked with him again fuck all joshes' that try and take avantage of me, sever his fucking head off. ill be sure to have a 5 inch blade waiting for ya.

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

if you can go to a place(mall) with nothing but a bag of weed and nothing to smoke out of, and still manage to have a decent smoke session, o and being able to make a bong in like 5 minutes out of random household stuff

[CocaCola]

you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.

Or when you walk into a 24-hour McDonalds drive thru and insist to the person at the regester that they let you order something even though they "Technically aren't supposed to serve anyone without a car". ;(