Boy, Jesse Helms is another great one, isnā??t he? Just another fevered ego tainting our collective unconscious. Cause you know, anyone that far to the right, like Swaggart, anyone that far to the right is hiding a very deep and dark secret, you do know that, right?

Iā??m an armchair fuckinā??, uh, psychologist BUT, anyone - you know that when Jesse Helms finally dies, heā??s gonna commit suicide first of all in a washtub outside, underneath a pecan tree. Heā??s gonna slash his wrists and write in blood, "Iā??ve been a bad boy." But you know theyā??re going to find the skins of young children drying in his attic, swarms of horseflies going in and out of the eaves, and on CNN over and over, his wife going, "I always wondered about Jesseā??s collection of little shoes." *cough* Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret.
[align=right]ā??Bill Hicks[/align]

Same goes for this nutcase...