Definitely swallow the pill whole 1) because that shit taste nasty as hell and 2) because I definitely would not like to complicate my "candystriping" experience by adding the faster absorption rate that chewing/dissolving/crunching E gives you.
Just roll with the time-lapse release of the drug. i.e. the pill dissolves in your stomach Sounds like fun thoug, my crasy ass would try it... let me know if you do it.